Performers 

Starring: Peter Cook Keith "Flash" Wann Keith Wann is a former Californian-American who now resides overseas in one of the 5 boroughs of New York.  He has been seen in the background on several tv shows confusing lipreaders across the nation.  Keith Wann is now a practicing member of the hearing world.  He is currently undergoing an extremely slow makeover and hopes to be ready for the beach by 2010.  Keith stars in the Broadway show, 'Interpreter's Nightmare' every other week, alternating his lead role with John Goodman.He sells shirts, dvds, movado watches, and Crom's yearbook pictures on Ebay to raise money for a breast implant to add to his pamela anderson shrine.  Keith hopes to use all of his asl 1 skills to form a complete sentence on stage. Crom Saunders Crom Saunders was once a character in a 1920's farce but after the show was canceled, he never got the memo, and kept on evolving into a real person-like Pinocchio, but without the creepy puppet stuff.  He feeds off the energy of live audiences, and therefore tries to be in front of one as much as possible. He tends to make a lot of stuff up, or be funny, or at least funny-looking while on stage. He writes stuff. He does stuff. He's a stuff expert. He also has the most amazing pair of eyebrows ever seen in 21st century America. And others to be announced later on.